how to insult a giant squid
Maybe one of your co-workers is a giant squid and you want to engage in some friendly office banter with him/her, but are unsure of how to do so. Or you meet a giant squid in a bar and he/she is a bit of a jerk. You might not be aware of a species-appropriate insult. Whatever the situation, squidsquid is here to help. Listed below are some squinsults with accompanying severity ratings:
| "You have small tentacles." |  |
| "Your mama is so fat she could plug an oceanic ridge." |  |
| "Hey, the print catridge is out of ink - could we use some of yours?" |  |
| "You're so ugly and your mama's so dumb that she tried to drown you when you were born." | |
| "Hey, why dont you stick your ass on the mantlepiece over there. Then we'll have a mantle piece on the mantlepiece, ha ha ha!" |  |
| "Your prehensile spermatophore-depositing tube looks short." |  |
| "Your mama is so fat your daddy thought he was attacking a submarine." | |
| "Oh - you think your so smart, don't you? Yeah, I bet you wrote the encephalopaedia britannica." | |
| "You squid are all the same - one drink and you're all tentacles." | |
| "You're real funny - yeah, keep kraken (emphasis required) those jokes." | |
| "When you go to sea world, the visitors think you're an escaped specimen." | |
| "Hey where do you want to go for lunch today? I know a great calamari place..." | |
= abusive
= offensive
= insulting
= impertinant
= taunting